Wee Wee Giant

Standing on the toilet seat and pissing in the bowl from a great height.

'Hey Glen, want to do a wee wee giant?'

'Sure Steve, lets piss together!'

by El piss gigante October 02, 2021

wee b4 wank

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself

John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."

by bluscouttf2 December 09, 2023

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

wee fuckening

When you pp and it does sum weird shit.

AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.

by dskjkksj April 16, 2019

wee-fee

How elders say Wi-Fi

Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.

by rats are pretty interesting August 01, 2023

Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.

Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.

by Shimbels June 10, 2010

Wee Man

A woman who exhibits male characteristics.

Here wee man, the foam from that pint is all over your moustache

by notheweeman July 21, 2015