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Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
by Eckel123 April 26, 2020
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Street Waffle

A piece of poop on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole.
Goddamnit, I just made a street waffle. My shoes are gonna smell like shit all day.
by Kazooble October 10, 2016
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
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Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009
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waffling

"That movie was waffling."
by SpookyOne August 23, 2004
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Canadian Waffle

When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.
Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.
by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008
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