The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.
Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.
Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011
Get the Vaginesemug. A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004
Get the Vaginesemug. by Mbigger February 5, 2010
Get the Vaginesemug. Female Coworker: "I think we should print this project on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client."
Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.
Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"
Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"
Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.
Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"
Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"
Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
by prinlab June 25, 2010
Get the Vaginesemug. by vaginawhip15 May 24, 2011
Get the vaginese chickenmug. Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.
Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.
by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014
Get the Vaginal Lobotomymug. a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.
by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019
Get the Vagineermug.