uber dork

uber dork is a word usually descirbes dork and wannabee dorks. it is the sister word to teehee giggle snort. and cousin to signature porn star (which is copyrighted)
Jayne: Omg she cant do a cartwheele.
Pete: What an uber dork!
by twiglett is on crack January 30, 2008
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Ligue 1 Uber Eats

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.
Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"
by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023
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Uber Elite Haxor

What a noob calls himself. He defines himself as skillful but in actuality he is terrible at what he does.
Noob "Im Uber Elite Haxor"

Any Skillful Person "STFU NOOB!"
by xXSTFUXx December 15, 2010
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(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Uber Ninja Banana Skillz

Skillz that only a geneticly mutated banana that is trained in the wayz of the Ninjaz could have.
W00t.Look at those Uber Ninja Banana Skillz. I just pwned both their asses.
by Zak_the_N1NJ@ May 11, 2008
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Reverse Uber/Lyft

Reverse Uber/Lyft: When your friend sends Uber/Lyft to come pick you up so you can drive them AND their vehicle home.
by JustB76 February 22, 2020
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UBER PONE

To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms
"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"
by jay love June 12, 2006
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