Totter

British version of a bitch or bastard

"Why don't you leave me alone you totter?!"

by Willow Candace November 5, 2015

Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .

Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy

by Rusty spoon July 24, 2016

Toaster

Somebody whom is neutral and cannot say either yes or no. Just sit in silence

God damn. She didn’t say anything it’s like she was a toaster

by Consentmatters June 11, 2018

Tosser

Beautiful, kind and highly intelligent people. Unusual and sought after. The alignment of planets mean most were born in October and have seven names...

I so wish I was a Tosser, sadly I was born on 20 January so there is no hope for me...

by @strivingfortruth September 30, 2019

Tooters

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

by 2012 March 18, 2003

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009