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Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut
Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever
by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023
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corny torny

When your really emotionally depressed but use humor to overcome it
Person 1: I'm feeling really corny torny

Person 2: I feel you man
by H-E 🏒🏒 July 3, 2023
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Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra
Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado
by Rick7777 August 28, 2023
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Finger Tornado

The awkward twirl of the hand over the screen of a phone, tablet or touchscreen.

When you freeze in the midst of navigating the system, the hand circles like a loading dial.

The motion of the hand with index finger outward, circling over the screen is intended to help speed up the brain to limit the awkward delay. Typically in the presence of a another person observing the motion. But can also occur in a solitary moment of brain fatigue. Strongly associated with excessive caffeine or nicotine use.
‘Mike has a lot of potential when it comes to closing sales, but he often makes his client anxious with all those finger tornados, I think he gets too anxious when taking payment.’
by BB31 October 5, 2023
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Meat Tornado

A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.
One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"
by C. Cream November 19, 2023
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Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"
by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024
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Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024
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