twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

waffle nigga

When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga

Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!

by Minty Boi October 23, 2019

Victory Waffle

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards

(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!

by Novak06 September 14, 2023

blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009

waffling

Stupidity at its climax.

"That movie was waffling."

by SpookyOne August 23, 2004

Canadian Waffle

When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.

Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.

by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008