Teeth

Structures in the human body made from enamel, commonly used to aid consumption of foods. Curiously, these structures are largely absent in the British diaspora, and those that are present tend to be far darker than teeth found in other ethnic groups around the globe.

Ricky: Mommy, I just lost my first tooth!
Julie: Don't be ridiculous, Ricky. We live in Slough, so we don't have any teeth.

by localpriest January 22, 2022

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cat teeth

Someone with mostly sharp teeth, like a cat would normally have, or like how a omnivore would usually have

Guy : I cut my tongue with my teeth
Girl : yes, with your cute cat teeth

by EmoKitty2065 September 6, 2016

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racist teeth

It has been observed that racist white people tend to have pointier canine teeth

I can’t trust John, he’s got racist teeth and also played lacrosse in high school.

by DJMaJ0R July 4, 2023

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Camouflage teeth

When you get into a fight with someone that has bad teeth, you knock out their teeth out, and they can't find their teeth on the ground.

I knocked that fools teeth out, he had camouflage teeth when they hit the street.

by Uncle.chonies March 24, 2021

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Raver Teeth

A degenerative condition of the teeth resulting from neglect of oral hygiene, continuous and abrasive contact from surgical steel (lip/tongue piercings) and chronic use of MDMA. Symptoms include a visibly yellow coloring of the teeth, excessive plaque build-up, and in extreme cases, a receding gum line, loss of tooth enamel, chipping, surface wear, and breakage due to grinding while "rolling."

Man #1: Dude! That girl at the club was totally hot and totally wet for you bro!

Man #2: Yeh she was chill until I was gonna kiss her while we were rollin but she smiled and her teeth were all this nasty, fucked up yellow shit.

Man #1: Ewwgh..For real?? Nasty, man...sounds like a bad case of raver teeth.

by handlebar84 February 13, 2013

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