Backdoor Jim

A half-man who enjoys reciveing back door fun while being totally useless to all works with

He is such a backdoor jim, all he does is pad his time sheet, waste project time and annoy people

by Steelthrower September 17, 2008

jim quigley

the sexiest mother fucker and the nicest piece of ass. but jim quigleys have the smalles cock in the world going largest up to 1 inch.

damn his dick looks like a jim quigley

by jiggaboo radley February 12, 2009

Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology

Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times

by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007

jim crow punch

The proper way to punch a black person, usually as a punishment for drinking out of the white fountains, or shitting in the white bathrooms

Jim- What is that Nigger doing in my restaurant?
Bobby Joe- I don't know Jim, but give his black ass the Jim Crow Punch and shoo is ass out, make sure you dont get bit though, you might get AIDS!!!

by Billy Ray Ju March 27, 2008

jim crow rifle

a gun that is often used in the execution of tiger-riding yard stompers around the world.

hey Jolene and Leonard, i'm headed over to Uganda to try out my new jim crow rifle! Want to join and get a good laugh?

by shadowsmurfer March 21, 2008

Jim Raynor Law

A law written a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not o something, but you want to call someone on it.

Matt: I'm never going to prestige in MW2

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*one month passes*

Matt: I prestige'd

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit

by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010

Jim Joyce Safe

Something that is definitely not safe.

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.

by randombufffffalo June 3, 2010