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pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.
by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007
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The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.
Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.
by Pikace April 16, 2004
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thonself

The reflexive is "thon", a third person gender neutral pronoun.
That person is a millionaire thonself.
by Fomt August 13, 2006
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Trouser Snake

What your mom Likes as a pet
Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.
by dman September 12, 2003
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Trousers

A more interesting way of expressing the badness of a thing - an alternative form of pants. Quite useful in that it lends itself better to the alternate forms "trousered" and "trousery", whereas "pantsy" and "pantsed" are a little nasty to pronounce.

UK folk may argue that pants are worn beneath trousers or skirts, or indeed just worn on their own but lowered somewhat for porn-surfing, and that therefore this is a crock. But they're wrong.
Dave: My cat died last night.
Al: Ah, that's trousers man!

Employee: Dear boss, I can't come into work today because I'm feeling somewhat trousery. My Blackberry will be on if you need me.

I tried to recover some sectors on my hard drive today, now it's *completely* trousered.
by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010
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what are those

a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.
John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it

Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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Those Bitches

Those girls that spend their time thinking of ways to insult you and start rumors about you. Even though you're nice to them 24/7 they still treat you like piece of shit.
Stacy: Omg did you hear that becky is lesbian?
Tess: No she's not I know that for sure. One of those bitches probably made it up.
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