hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Salad Man

This term describes somebody who you just have minimal language for.

Harrison: "James is actually really cool."
Josh: "Nah, he's definitely a salad man."

by thekingofsalad July 15, 2014

African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021

toss the salad

when you lick the bum hole

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad

by david haywood August 1, 2003

Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003

Ass Salad

Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.

They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)

by Marty B63 January 20, 2009

salad queen

A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.

"I hate the fucking Salad Queen!"

by Dan Man December 3, 2005