Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.

Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"

by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

pan-contiguity

The idea that reality has surface-area.

Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU.

One-tau is God.

by metawave November 23, 2019

Purrfuhdict pan

The perfect name for pan when your drunk for baking brownies

Theres no pan like my purrfuhdict pan to cook my brownies in.

by Colleen erin June 6, 2010

PAN

Stands for pasty ass nigga

Look at that PAN over there, he never sees the sun.

by Mike Mikai October 2, 2007

pan frying pan

a frying pan thats pansexual

pan frying pan

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 23, 2021

Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010