Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024

Flag

Get the Coon Fluffermug.

tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.

Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?

by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021

Flag

Get the tyler coonsmug.

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019

Flag

Get the Cooningmug.

coon

A coon is basically a sellout in the African American community.

Or a better defintion is when you are of the race your talking done upon.

“Kennedy such a fucking coon”

by gr3gory is awesome June 23, 2021

Flag

Get the coonmug.

Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Flag