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thumb diet

A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.
Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!
by rickbbiking September 23, 2012
mugGet the thumb dietmug.

thumb circle

the texting equivalent of a drum circle. a group of people who are way too obsessed with texting and thus spend all their time sitting in a circle, thumbs tapping madly.
last night jenny was texting tim so much, it was like she'd joined a thumb circle.
by tubieds March 31, 2009
mugGet the thumb circlemug.

Vag Thumb

A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010
mugGet the Vag Thumbmug.

Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more
Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs
by Slang danga December 25, 2016
mugGet the Monkey thumbmug.

Thumb-gina

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger.
I don't think I'd ever get my thumb-gina pierced. It's too sensitive.
by GreattScott November 3, 2013
mugGet the Thumb-ginamug.

Thumb Data

the art of generating inflated statistical data to improve your chances of getting something done quicker (or in your favour) by sucking superfluous information out of your thumb.
if we implement this tool or feature we'll derive a 100% increase in revenue based on thumb data extracted during analysis.
by SexyBaldie July 1, 2011
mugGet the Thumb Datamug.

thumb up

loyal to 1 Girl
*thumb up* loyal to 1 girl.
by a.shld October 30, 2022
mugGet the thumb upmug.

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