It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.
For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023
Get the Lickety Splitmug. In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021
Get the The three tip splitmug. a slang for defloration
"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"
by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022
Get the Split gatemug. When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out
by DeRayLa June 16, 2022
Get the Split finger fastballmug. When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
Get the Banana Splitmug. Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke
by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022
Get the Splitsmug. Wen You Finna Straight Hood In The Streets It Get Too Surreal And Oblique All In All Shock Of Disbelief, Feeling Of Casualty Agony, Thoughts Of Atrocious Animosity, and “I Love Yous”. Is Just A Nice Way Of Saying ShutUp. Reoccurring Memories Of Child Abuse. Too Much To Soak in The Process of a Living Fantasy; Nightmare When You Still wake Of No Sleep, Invalid Intolerance Then Seeing Shadowy Figures Wen The Lights Be Off NGL No Cap (FR) FR (For Real)
Buddy Boi: Ayye Bro Was Up You Straight Gotta Talk A Few Dem Circles?
That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.
Buddy Boi: Bummer
That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.
Buddy Boi: Bummer
by Pyre No Chill October 19, 2020
Get the Split Bricksmug.