Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke

Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend

Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"

by L.Harris July 28, 2016

Something Smells like Remote Control Cars

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.

"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."

by Babyface June 06, 2005

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019

yo breath smell like bounce dat ass

a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.

Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."

by SiZ KiLLa November 07, 2007

Coming home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn

To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."

Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.

by Petey Pablo January 31, 2005