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Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025
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Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.
You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.
by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018
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Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute
Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?
by Junk lung February 22, 2021
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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.
Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")
by mastergeemoe January 9, 2016
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Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.
It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!
by alrightok. July 24, 2009
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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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