poo camel

1. (noun) a person who can go several days to a week between evacuating feces at which time the evacuation is often forceful, voluminous and time consuming. The resultant evacuation typically fills the toilet bowl and requires more than one flush if it can be flushed at all.
"Dude, did you see the toilet in the bathroom? Bill just used it and filled it with shit...He's such a poo camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"
by Blaze It Up! April 15, 2008
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Nervous Poo

Having to take a poo before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.
Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."
by somerandomguy99 December 06, 2009
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Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.
As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.
by Jasta111 June 05, 2007
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stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend
"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"
by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008
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poo pusher

don't be such a poo pusher
by CV91 May 03, 2009
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Poo Chang

derogatory term towards women means they have a shitty pussy when u call a guy a poo chang means they act like a female
fun to say :^)
sarah is a poo chang
f**k johnny he's a little poo chang
by jsg0013 May 19, 2008
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poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.
Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!
by ron burgendy October 12, 2007
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