muff respect

a bit like nuff respect but to be directed towards females by females deserving of this sort of deference or admiration.

I heard you closed that deal Carol, muff respect!

by The Queen Mother April 4, 2008

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

Muff Tumbler

When 2 lesbians Scissor whilst in a washing machine that's turned on.

Morten: Wow, did you hear about that bitch from school?

Owen: Which one? The Muff Tumbler or the fat one?

Morten:There just one person.

by Mr DickPepper May 25, 2012

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 15, 2010

Tone muffs

A synonym for headphones.

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!

by Binky2008 July 2, 2007

muff muncher

A person who enjoys eating out a hairy pussy.

I heard that guys a muff muncher. <I>Yea I can see the hair in his teeth from here.</I>

by SamtheGMR July 24, 2008

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."

Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing

by S3V October 16, 2010