Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets

You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!

by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017

vaxxed n masked

When you are vaccinated and maskinated.

Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 30, 2022

Oakland face mask

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment

Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!

by dirtydogdave March 02, 2023

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by May 10, 2023

Wright Your Mask

When your fighting fire and dont want your face burned.

Wright your mask Jones!!!

by DudeAdam March 10, 2011

Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 04, 2017