David

A perverted senior who likes freshmen girls and sucks at rapping also thinks he the king of high school even though he only a fool if you see him punch him
Yo David did some stupid rap agian
Yo David just got rejected by another 9th grade girl
by Jalugod March 11, 2019
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David

The bitchest guy you have ever meet.Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room.
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David

This guy is like a guy I barley know like he has a cool haircut and play Fortnite I guess
David is getting 45th place he failed
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david

some ugly ass boy on 457
ew it’s david
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David Sedaris

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.
My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.
by momentous January 12, 2005
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David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.
I miss David Colón so much
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David Cameron

A giant blue-blooded lizard from the Palaeolithic era that roams the United Kingdom.
British Man: Holy fuck, what's Godzilla doing HERE!?!
Another British Man: That's no Godzilla, that's a DAVID CAMERON!!!!
by TheBrownAvenger January 01, 2012
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