tens

A word commonly used by roadmen to describe the quantity of cannabis they wish to purchase from their dealer.

Yo g sort me a tens

by Craydox420 January 20, 2022

One Thousand Two Hundred And Ten

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One Thousand Two Hundred And Ten

by Reninu March 17, 2025

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024

Ten

Expressing one's annoyance instead of proclaiming, "I am angry at this current moment in time."

I'm a ten.
Neuhhhh i'm a Ten.

by wombbroom May 6, 2015

Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).

“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous”

by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024

false ten

When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.

Our gym teacher is a false ten because all of the other teachers I work with are fat and ugly.

by Sisterkdog54 October 19, 2017

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010