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science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?
person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."
by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022
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Reacher Teacher

A general term for a teacher or school administrator who looks for ways to incriminate students for their own enjoyment. Name derives from the teachers act of “reaching” to find ways to get someone in trouble, regardless of how much of a stretch it is
Person 1: What happened to John?
Person 2: He got detention because Mrs G thought his project about milk was an innuendo for cum
Person 1: Damn. She is such a Reacher Teacher
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English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english
Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm
by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022
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New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 11, 2022
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Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022
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music teacher

a person who teaches music
Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying
by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022
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Kensu_tech

A brand that renders free solutions when it comes to Techn difficulties { in terms of iPhones, laptops and so many more.}
Try reaching out to kensu_tech whenever you have gadget complications.
by Kensu_tech November 20, 2022
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