closet swinger

A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.

p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.

by Feist4321 November 26, 2007

banjo swinger

Reference to a not-to-bright person. From the dueling banjo movie.

"If he were any dumber,he'd be a real banjo swinger!"

by Labastacopesta December 29, 2008

Monkey Swing

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

by The T.V Dinner May 22, 2015

no room to swing a cat

Not very much space

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.

by Dramaturgist August 6, 2018

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

Swinger Baby

A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.

PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"

PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"

PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".

by the.other.guy September 22, 2010