post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.

Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

white suffering

White suffering is having to get up from the sofa to switch «the office» episodes when one is done.

Tucker Carlson: millions of americans are daily victims of white suffering

by Johnlennonbeathiswife March 23, 2019

Blighpass surgery

An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.

I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.

by QuacksO May 24, 2019

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

Super suffering summer

Was No Nut November a challenge to you? Was it easy? Did you manage to go through it? Then prepare having a harsh summer time, because once in a year, you have the hardest challenge to accomplish ever. This challenge consists in controling your instinct and urges, which means no jerking FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER. Good luck soldiers. And prapare yourself to suffer.

Matt: I just finished No Nut November. What's next?
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!

by TheGodestChallenger November 21, 2019

Meme Surgery

The act of cropping a meme when an unsightly watermark takes up an 1/8th of the meme.

"Fuck, this meme is funny but OP forgot to remove the obnoxious Reddit watermark. Looks like i'm gonna have to perform a meme surgery."

by snailevangelist April 20, 2020

Stylish Surgery

Aathu Arjun is one and only one stylish surgery
Because non one accepts him as a boy untill he make surgery

Stylish surgery is aathu gadu

by Cunny9000 November 11, 2020