love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.

"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."

by pseudonymph June 11, 2018

Nending Sudes

Cleaning yourself, showering, and/or bathing.

Alright Frank. I’ll be right out. I’m nending sudes.

by Joe Potalunis June 30, 2018

Diabete sludge

When you get a piece of chocolate on your body

John: I'm about to die gemmie sugar

Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge

John: fuck you

by Fuckerindapussy4 November 11, 2018

Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 29, 2019

sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020