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preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
mugGet the preemptive strokemug.

Stroke

What i want to have right nsixnfie
I think im having a strosjdbeoaksmemek

Stroke
by Angry pussy April 8, 2022
mugGet the Strokemug.

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
by TupocLives May 31, 2021
mugGet the Double Stroke Negativemug.

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
mugGet the You’re stroking my ballsmug.

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick
by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018
mugGet the Stroking Dickmug.

Stroke Video

A stroke video is when a man film's a video stroking himself.
Dylan just sent a new stroke video in main!
by Dej1299 May 4, 2025
mugGet the Stroke Videomug.

The strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.
by TorchyMN March 7, 2019
mugGet the The strokesmug.

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