stoner kitten

A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.
Hey! Stop talking to the stoner kittens and get to work!
by that tech kid January 12, 2005
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Stoner Kevin

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time
your high you must be a stoner kevin
by mike December 14, 2004
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stoner luck

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck
I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!
by BundyBear June 19, 2009
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stoner baby

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.
Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.
by annoyed_friend February 26, 2014
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Stoner Movie

Movies involving drugs (mainly marijuana). All people do in these movies are smoke weed and make corny jokes and stupid pranks which are not funny. Only stoners watch these movies mainly and these movies never win any awards because they just suck and not many people want to watch them.

There is absolutely no sense of realism in these movies. If people who play the characters in the movies actually come to life, then they would be ignored in real life and shunned down for their stupidity and lack of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna hang out at travis's place and watch Half Baked?

Person 2: Whats that?

Person 1: A Stoner Movie

Person 2: No thanks, you stoners go ahead and enjoy the 'comic' action.
by WhyDiesel June 30, 2009
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Stoner boner

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010
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Honorary Stoner

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.
I am a 'Honorary stoner'.
by honorarystonerman October 04, 2010
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