Steamy Clam Shake

While performing cunnalingus, you vomit on the vagina, and then proceed to have vaginal sex until you ejaculate inside the vagina.

I gave Jill the steamy clam shake last night!

by TMJ April 28, 2008

Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

Steam Donkey

When a girl rides reverse cowboy atop someone's face and lets go a juicy fart.

Tommy got pink eye from getting steam donkeyed.

by trixie360 July 15, 2009

steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

by FBAC if you DEFC April 10, 2010

german steam roller

a girl lays down on her back, as you squat over her chest you take a huge shit! when finished sit in it and rock back and forth.

dude i gave my girl a german steam roller lastnight it stunk so bad!

by MR.22 February 22, 2010

New Jersey Steambath

When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.

Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.

by Grindsplatter May 9, 2008

Ann Arbor Steamer

A crafty maneuver in which one person enters a bathroom, where someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower, and takes a shit, thereby creating a warm, moist cloud of noxious fumes.

-Hey, Bashar just got in the shower! Ann Arbor Steamer, anyone?

-Yea, I just had Quickie Burger last night! It should be a good one.

by Dabes90 February 23, 2011