Satish

He is a chaman. Thinks nothing of himself. Everyone's better than him. Has aura so depressing that even the jovial therapy dog will jump in front of a car after being in his company. Will do weird shit all the time and expect to get scolded by any one.

Better to stay away from tht guy he is a Satish.

by kidwiththeglasses November 24, 2021

Euro States

Informal way to say European Union.

Where are you from? I'm from the Euro States.

by Magnolia Fan 2009 July 20, 2009

stanislav

Similar to a munson, this term is used to describe when someone does something to cheat their friends only to get what they want. It has primarily been used in online RPGs so far.

"I'm leaving the LS and taking my Osode with me" "Dude, don't be a stanislav, you lamer!"

by pingrama July 25, 2008

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Euro States

The European Union (EU) is an economic and political union of 27 member states, located primarily in Europe, Middle East and America.

My mate John just came back from visiting the Euro States he said he had a great time.

by Euro Stater July 20, 2009

Stanislav

The gayest guy in the world if he fucks you,you will have a dick stuck in your throat for ever(not his dick just a dick) he is the fagest fag the world has ever known

You don't wanna be a stanislav because you will be gayer then gay

by God,Owar February 6, 2017

Emily’s theory on the United States Government

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.

And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.

by Beau Dean November 16, 2021