Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 10, 2023

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann November 24, 2015

Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 18, 2010

Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

smurf plunge

Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.

Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.

by smurfmaker February 09, 2014