shocker

Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.

The shocker made my little finger smell like poop because it was in her ass.

by Swar December 28, 2005

slacker

a person that does not attend any classes for more than half the week, regardless of the fact that he is failing at least one of them.

Winston is a slacker, because he plays PS2 instead of going to class or doing hishomework.

by whoknows? November 6, 2003

Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004

anal-berger shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina. This is usually performed when she is laying on her stomach. This is the inverse of the common shocker. Only the kinkiest of slampigs will ask or allow for this to happen. Commonly described a number of ways, for example 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Attempting this move on a slampig not directly asking for it is reserved for those of the highest bro king status as this can very easily backfire and for those trying to degrade women as much as possible.

I went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker.

My night got really weird when the slampig I was with asked me to give her the anal-berger shocker.

Friend 1: How did your night end up?

Friend 2: It was going well until I went for the anal-berger shocker and I got a hair iron thrown at me as I ran through the dorm naked holding my clothes over my crotch as everyone came out to view my shame.

by Jake Chillinhaal July 10, 2011

persian pepper shaker

Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.

I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.

by Stevesbrain March 22, 2008

shacket

A jacket one might wear regularly while shitting

Anyone seen my shacket i need to shit really bad!!!!

by gregory munch May 17, 2009

SlackersUNITE

A group of great friends noun Comes from the words slacker and United.

The SlackersUNITE went to see a movie together, they had a lot of fun!

by mris April 6, 2005