spicy burrito

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Spicy Dick Milk

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk

Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.

by DickMilkIsSpicy July 5, 2017

Spicy Blumpkin

While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.

DUDE!!!! She totally gave me a spicy blumpkin, it was AWESOME!!!

by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis October 15, 2008

spicy banana

When a guy coats his dick in hot sauce and has a girl give him a blowjob, giving the girl a spicy surprise.

Jenna needed a glass of water after she tasted my spicy banana last night.

by Mrs. Whorebag August 5, 2014

Spicy Disaster

A disaster that is just so bad its spicy. A word to describe me on a Monday morning, or when I get back from the gym.

She's such a Spicy Disaster.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

spicy bird

Spicy fried chicken found only in Warm Springs, Oregon.

Man, that spicy bird gave me the worst diharrea.

by Nic August 24, 2003

spicy bitch

a cunt ass bitch who looks nice and innocent, but turns out to be LE FAKEST BITCH ON PLANET EARTH

you issa spicy bitch

by salamanderbitch April 26, 2017