Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

got a great rusty trombone yesterday

by Mikus February 6, 2003

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and swirl it around a man's anal sphincter while performing a hand job

After five cocktails, Sheryl agreed to give me a Rusty Venture

by Al_the_Alchemist November 25, 2010

The Rusty Pirate

The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"

~ The End

After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!

by D. ROB September 18, 2011

rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009

rusty ventalitor

a joke when somebody shits on your chest while you sleep

dude ron gave me a rusty ventalitor last night i spent the morning washing the stink of shit off me

by ridizzle December 24, 2007

rusty starfish

anal,asshole,butthole

bend over and let me smell your rusty starfish

by crabbie420 February 21, 2009

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010