motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)

you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect

by r1thm September 4, 2020

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

Rule 55

You cant do it!

Rule 55! you cant do it!

by TrotskysRevenge December 6, 2020

the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

Rule 524

If it exists, someone built it in Minecraft.

Friend 1: Hey, I want to build (unique thing).
Friend 2: Rule 524 means its already done.

by pRomethiu5 June 24, 2019

Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)

So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme

by Skua September September 26, 2018