Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.

Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?

by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022

roadamper

under the influence roaming the streets with nowhere to go

you are a roadamper

by ladsonholiday June 24, 2023

Road-Bagging

When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.

My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.

by DeviousDrinkers October 3, 2023

Garden Road Crew

GRC for short, composed of the three biggest thugs in G.R., Poway, CA. These names are unlisted due to the countlest efforts to keep the heart of G.R. in tact. These three deviants are known to have the most G.R. heart. There have been a few spottings of these three, but no physical descriptions have been able to be captured. Most kids that attend Garden Road Elementary dream to be like the GRC, but nobody but the original three will ever have the heart and soul to apply to the mysterious tripplet. They represent the desired style of most garden roaders, and they roam around G.R. anytime of the day. Some say they are three normal kids who are exceptional students, but others believe in the GRC.

Last night i think i spotted The Garden Road Crew, but i only got a view of their shadows because of their sly style.

by A desirable fan October 15, 2007

Tobacco Roader

Tobacco Roader is synonymous with poor white trash.

Wal-Mart is full of tobacco roaders that drive 1987 Cameros and live in trailer parks.

by Crunkin Mandy December 30, 2007

limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

Wing Roadie

Derived from "wingman", a wing roadie is a driver in a caravan of cars that helps out their fellow caravan drivers by blocking traffic to help them switch lanes, get around slow drivers and stay together.

Jen: "Hey Jess, that was awesome when you cut that guy off to let me in. I would have been waiting forever!"

Jess: "That's what a wing roadie is for, man!"

by Angel21619 September 7, 2010