putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

Putt-Putt-Ass

When you play mini golf with his dick and your asshole. His dick is the putter and your asshole is the hole-in-one your man wants to make.

"yeah my girl Stacey got that Putt-Putt-Ass fantasy but i haven't tried it yet."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

putterpat

PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.

Stop putterpatting, It's really annoying!

by Jeb Kerman January 4, 2017

puttyduck

A vagina.

Quit scratching your puttyduck!

by artsyfarsty0915 July 16, 2017

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

Putump

The undeniable, saucy flirtationship between our first oompa loompa president and the Russian Tsar/Bear fucker, Vladimir Putin.

I totally 'ship Putump.

by White lightning 2000 April 7, 2017

puttanatroccolo

The union of the words "puttana" and "anatroccolo" created by Camel in aincent times. It is said to be in one of the highes tiers of bestemmie and can bring back Germano Mosconi from the dead if said out loud 12 times in front of a mirror during night time. Puttanatroccolo can also be used in everyday life to describe someone on a higher level of human evolution, who has acived the meme-god level.

"sei proprio un/a puttanatroccolo/a"
"che puttanatroccoli diocane"
"puttanatroccolo is life"
"15 e 18 quanto fa?!PUTTANATROCCOLO!"

by MaddyMaind April 27, 2017