pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007

pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

Sweet and Sour Pork

When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.

"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"

by DoBeDe May 9, 2009

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

moo shoo pork

When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out

My Asian girlfriend loves the moo shoo pork

by sum random name September 30, 2007

Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.

Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!

by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016