vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to go for a poo but when you do it burns your bum hole

Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after

by Mega oof February 15, 2019

school poo

When someone does a poo at school.

"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"

by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007

stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

Poo Chang

derogatory term towards women means they have a shitty pussy when u call a guy a poo chang means they act like a female
fun to say :^)

sarah is a poo chang
f**k johnny he's a little poo chang

by jsg0013 May 19, 2008

poo pusher

derogatory term for a homosexual

don't be such a poo pusher

by CV91 May 3, 2009

poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.

Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!

by ron burgendy October 28, 2007