Midget Time Police

Time Traveling midgets, that come from the future to fight crime.

"dude hide the weed!! Its the midget time police!"

by John Kocalis July 4, 2006

Police

Complete and total Swine that never do their jobs and almost always are the racists and jerks they pretend not to be.

by Michael Reiter June 27, 2003

police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.

we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Wellness Policy

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.

The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

fuck police

people that tell you to stop saying fuck when you are saying fuck

Bill:shut the fuck up you little fuck

Bob: stop saying fuck or else (bob being the fuck police)

Bill: what are you the fuck police or something

by whisper101 June 23, 2010

poly

the word poly derives from the word polyneasian. it includes peoples from the races of,fiji, tonga, samoa, cook islands and also new zealand.

stranger 1:what nationality are those boys?

stranger 2:the're the poly boys don't mess with them

by puzle one April 25, 2008

police cadet

A person who thinks they are 'special' or 'important' because it says cadet in their title. However this is wrong because they don't do anything like the ATC, ACF or the SCF. They should really be called police scouts

Ooohhh look its a special police cadet who thinks he's important

by bananacake01 March 10, 2015