political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.

Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

politics

Process by which one group tries to gain the whip hand over the other. War with less violence essentially. The participants in politics are hopelessly naive about their own side while unfairly cynical about the other side. Political thinking goes as follows: "We're for value X so we support policy A, the other side oppose policy A therefore they hate value X and are Nazis/communists/insert other group of extremists here." One of the signs that someone has been doing politics is that they assume everyone in their group is more moderate than they really are while thinking that the opposing group is more extreme than they really are.

Man this politics thing is such a necessary evil. Politics can have such a big and positive impact on our lives but I sure wish both sides would admit that they aren't perfect and never will be.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 29, 2017

politics

An Absolute shitshow

The president is the king of politics

by Plasticmango August 26, 2017

political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.

Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.

by jpillar26 March 4, 2019

Politician

An amateur liar

Look at mike, he’s such a politician

by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 30, 2019

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

Politicial

The natural economy of goat tax inflation regarding the trade taking place during arranged marriages and or marriages as a result of a mail-order arrangement.

"Bertha was shipped to me last week, the goat tax was twice as high as the last one. How politicial..."

by Noxurnal September 2, 2019