the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili
by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
by dawgtopper September 8, 2011

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?
by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

When a gay guy gets pounded, He opens the flood gates of hell and shit coming out with it and into a cup for their partner to drink
by PineappleCreamPie April 15, 2021

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008

by josh February 9, 2005
