Muffin Patch

A girl names Sophie

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch

by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023

National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.

you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .

by T.money October 31, 2021

Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag

Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.

by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

patch

1980's slang term for vagina. Females in the 80's usually had hair on their vagina's that resembled a patch.

"I'm going out to find me some patch!"

by TucoDH April 28, 2017

Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.

X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.

Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.

by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012