grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010

Berry Patch

A “berry patch” is a word for the females crotch.

“Hey Hannah what’s wrong?” “ oh nothing, my berry patch just itches.”

by Pancake007 June 21, 2019

Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away

I’ve got no bra on so patch it

by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.

I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.

by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love

Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon

by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017

patch the fence

Another term for throwing up

I need to go patch the fence EVERYWHERE!!!

by patches o hullihan August 31, 2010

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018