greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.

Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.

by Kat McGat April 23, 2006

ParkingTigers

A slang term for an absolute loser.

Someone who everyone hates and doesn't want to be around.

The most un-fanciest human you will ever meet.

Someone who likes to start drama then cry when they get the same treatment or hated for it.

Typically likes to hang out with old Brazilian ladies, women who are missing fingers and the British.

ParkingTigers - "Why do they hate me?"
Chad - "Cos you always gotta be like ParkingTigers and it makes everyone want to keep themselves safe, even their dads"

by ParkingTigers July 29, 2023

parking lot

What Iran will get turned into by us or Israel if they ever attempt to use one of their nukes. Same goes for North Korea and their shitty missiles.

The entire city of Tehran will be a parking lot by 2010 if those morons keep it up. Unfortunately, there will also be hella dead people and/or nuclear fallout there.

by kinda sad but true July 23, 2006

Packing a Fat Hog

The act of scooping out a large chunk of Skoal, Copenhagen, or Redman and placing it in your lip of cheek. Extremely popular with students at Episcopal High School in Houston and Cascia Hall Catholic School in Tulsa. Originates with a couple freshman at Cascia.

Normal Teenager: Hey, where were you at the football game last night?

Episcopal Kid: dude, football is gay as shit, I was packing a fat hog all night at Kyle's ranch. We went mudding for like 3 hours.

Normal Tulsa Teen: what'd you guys do last night?

Cascia Kid: we were at Morp, you are such a fag for not going, it was soo awesome. I was packing a fat hog and they had like 3 handles of vodka!!

by Mburck3 May 25, 2010

packing heat

A term referring to carrying a weapon with you. A small example is a concealed weapon, but a better one would be being heavily-armed with a machinegun.

"Daniel Pearl should've been packing heat over there. Damn customs."
-me

by Dave September 11, 2004

Poking Smot

1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....

2.its also what you say after to much blunts!

poking smot

1.

man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.

or...

mom: bob what are you doing today?

Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
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2.

guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha

by ~Notorious King~ May 28, 2009