a swift one

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.

Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".

Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.

by Lafurnace July 13, 2014

Move of One

Move of one is siting chillin and easting something salty.

I explained than I need to drink 3 beers in move of one. He still didn't understand. So I take one beer and drink it just to shove. I also bought nuts

by colonpowell January 9, 2009

One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.

"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

Soul One

Blind Melon´s song, included in the Nico album wich was released after Shanon Hoon dead. Is a true masterpiece of Shanon´s music.

"She was my Soul One.
Oh, she felt she was
the only one.
She was the sun,
her sky blue eyes,
She was my Soul One."

by ––––•(-•method•)•–––– May 4, 2005

one pot

A small joint of cannabis. Usually rolled with a small rizla.

Jimmy: oh my days! have you seen how much of a tramp fanny is? Shes smoking a one pot

by Mr O GeeDOT March 14, 2008