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Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer
Crapital One is something not to be trusted.
by The Real Driller December 11, 2022
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the other one

1. a cheerful red head, with two dimples.
often sees the future and has chemistry
with anything

2. often referred to as Tally
1. I held Nicte with one hand and waved
with the other.
2. Each of them looked at the other one.
3. Tally a single girl by choice because
Alder and Nicte are waiting.
by Lissi255 June 29, 2022
mugGet the the other onemug.

Move of One

Move of one is siting chillin and easting something salty.
I explained than I need to drink 3 beers in move of one. He still didn't understand. So I take one beer and drink it just to shove. I also bought nuts
by colonpowell January 9, 2009
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filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".
Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.
by Lafurnace July 13, 2014
mugGet the filthy onemug.

One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.
"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper
by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016
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off by one

Off by one or OBO is a common error in computer program whereby a loop executes one time too few or too many. It occurs most commonly with complex vector or matrix scans.
Programmer 1: This program doesn't work. Take a look and see if there's anything wrong.
Programmer 2: Oh, this for loop is OBO. You aren't scanning the whole array.
by Lezard Valeth May 23, 2003
mugGet the off by onemug.

a wet one

A wet one : (Adjective) When a multi-orgasmic man ejaculates after having had atleast 1 dry orgasm prior .
Example : Hmmm baby , I want you to ride me to a dry climax, as im saving “a wet one “ for you to taste a little later.
by marmotte1 January 14, 2018
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