Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

the other one

1. a cheerful red head, with two dimples.
often sees the future and has chemistry
with anything

2. often referred to as Tally

1. I held Nicte with one hand and waved
with the other.
2. Each of them looked at the other one.
3. Tally a single girl by choice because
Alder and Nicte are waiting.

by Lissi255 June 29, 2022

Move of One

Move of one is siting chillin and easting something salty.

I explained than I need to drink 3 beers in move of one. He still didn't understand. So I take one beer and drink it just to shove. I also bought nuts

by colonpowell January 9, 2009

filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".

Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.

by Lafurnace July 13, 2014

One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.

"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

a wet one

A wet one : (Adjective) When a multi-orgasmic man ejaculates after having had atleast 1 dry orgasm prior .

Example : Hmmm baby , I want you to ride me to a dry climax, as im saving “a wet one “ for you to taste a little later.

by marmotte1 January 14, 2018

off by one

Off by one or OBO is a common error in computer program whereby a loop executes one time too few or too many. It occurs most commonly with complex vector or matrix scans.

Programmer 1: This program doesn't work. Take a look and see if there's anything wrong.
Programmer 2: Oh, this for loop is OBO. You aren't scanning the whole array.

by Lezard Valeth May 23, 2003