Ghetto Gravity

Ghetto Gravity: It is the force that is undermines all those who grew up in the hood and have escaped the conditions of poverty to achieve heights of money and power that sends a person back to the hood at ground zero.
I made a bad choice or life undermined my success and "Ghetto Gravity" took away everything that I earned and sent me back to the ghetto and life of poverty! Now I'm back in the hood up to no good!
by Joemonet October 06, 2019
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Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
by UrbanPaign April 16, 2011
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Ghetto Shipping

Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.
"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."

"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."

"That's some ghetto shipping, man."

"You know it."
by Drew's Tin October 30, 2007
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Ghetto trashcan

A trashcan made from turning a stool upside down and putting a bag on the inside.
Ryan: The janitor took all the wastebackets from the room and I've got all this stuff to throw away.
Tom: Its ok, here's a stool. I'll make a ghetto trashcan.
by Paul47 April 24, 2011
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ghetto harlequin

After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.
My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.
by Paris Hiltonz0r November 04, 2008
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Ghetto Range

A piece of crap range, either gas or electric that is on the very slowest end of the pricing scale and is generally very poor quality. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord.
"Hey steve, were you able to cook dinner for your girlfriend last night?"..."Hell no, the elements are burned out in my crappy ass ghetto range again. I just need to get a new one becuase I will never get any ass if I don't replace it soon."
by c@pper March 20, 2009
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Ghetto-Posh

While walking around downtown Seattle, some friend and I saw a few window displays that could only be described as ghetto but pricey! Thus, I coined the term "ghetto-posh." Not quite classy, but not cheap or skanky either...

Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
My cousin threw a ghetto-posh pimp and hoe party at her 200-acre ranch.

That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
by Seattle Joshica May 02, 2010
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