Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

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i cut my own slack

Saying for jerks, slackers, cocky bastards, arrogant pricks and very highly respected douchebags meaning you are the one cutting the slack, and nobody else. There isn't anyone else in your life that you need to ask for help, because you know how to help yourself, and don't need anyone's permission.

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Sorry, I cut my own slack"

"Did your boss cut you some slack on your lunch so you can stay longer? I am the boss, I cut my own slack!"

See jerk, douche, cocky, bastard, prick, asshole

by slack cutter February 25, 2012

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butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

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rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015

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